Ukranimafilm
We Are Men!
A collection of miniatures
GLASSES
Ah!!! My powder case!
It's time for you to buy glasses!
Can you see now?
Doctor, I can see!!!
What's this?!!
Boom!
Screenplay: B. Lysenko
Director: N. Marchenkova
Art-director: G. Feldman Composer: K. Pavlov
Camera: I. Sergeyeva
OTHELLO
Desdemona! Othello!
Desdemona!
- Othello! - Desdemona!
Ha-ha-ha!
Hee-hee-hee!
Ha-ha!
Brr... ah-choo!
Choo! Choo!
Choo!
Choo! Choo!
Othello! Othello! Othello! Othello!
Othello! Othello! Othello!
Ha-ha-ha!
Iago?
Desdemona!
Othello!
- Desdemona! - Othello!
Desdemona!
Othello!
Ha-ha-ha!
Desdemona!
Aaaaaaa...
Screenplay & director: M. Titov
Art director: M. Cherkasskaya Camera: S. Maksimovich
Composer: V. Bystryakov
BIG AND SMALL
The love men offer women is often small
because those women have a small selection of men.
The men
whose offer of love is small
are often themselves small,
as are the women who have a small selection of men.
But since those small women have a small selection of men,
the love they want is big,
and they disdain the smallness of the love offered them by small men.
Then those small men
will offer big love to big women,
since those big women have a big selection of men.
But since those big women have a big selection of men,
big men discourage the small men
from offering big love to big women.
Then the small men will offer big love to small women,
because small women find small love offerings too small.
And the big men make small love offerings
to big women, counting on them having a small selection of men.
But then the small men
get a big selection of women
and make the big women
small love offerings
while offering the small women to the big men.
Then the small women and the big women start arguing
about which man is bigger -
the big one or the small one?
And then it turns out that all men are the same,
and only their women are different.
Screenplay: K. Menihan
Director: N. Marchenkova
Art-director: S. Mindlin Composer: B. Bystryakov
Camera: I. Sergeyev Камера: И. Сергеев
Narrator: V. Demertazh
© Ukrainian Studio of Animated Films 1992